If you put
’s face on Katy Perry ’s head… it’s still Paula Deen. Paula Deen
I cooked for a girl, and I liked it. I ate her cherry Chap-Stick.
Who needs 10 Commandments? These are the only 2 you need to know.
OMG I HOPE YOU’RE SITTING DOWN!
OMFG this is just about the most amazing thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of giggling like a school boy at.
Guy Fieri continues his terrorist assault on American palates with this monstrosity “S’mores Pizza”. Pray for the Sam’s Club victims who consumed this!
"Gonzo is the most racist person I’ve ever met. He hates Latinos
Bwahahahaha!!! “Michael Caine Raw Commentary” from The Muppet Christmas Carol
Ironically, these tools will still help you post-college!
Hahahahaha! Perfect. More like Sketchwater.
Proof that tattoos are no longer cool: you can now get them with a Groupon.
Pedestrian Penalty Cards
Oh man, I could go through a deck of these every day. There’s a lot of stupid people who don’t understand how to function in a city properly. The single-file card and golf-umbrella card should be issued by CPD with fines attached!
Still missing Kristen Wiig but Kate McKinnon has really been stepping up to the plate. Ann Romney!
Harvey Fierstein’s transformation into Bea Arthur is complete